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(via yournewfuckingfriend)
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(via dreaminvi0let)
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Give me your children. I want you to give them to me. Now.
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I’ve got everybody so convinced about got everything figured out, that I’m this brilliant mind. But I know and everybody else knows that my life will amount tofw nothing more than the average insignificant human being. and that’s what scares the shit out of me. That I won’t leave a legacy. That I’ll be forgotten. That I’ll be nothing.
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(via ariannaaababy)
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And I said why, just to be a dick.
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(via welcometopandora)
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If I have 5 penises and 3 pancakes, how many virgins do I have to sacrifice to cure my hiccups?
